it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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