It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
