whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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