I'm jealous of your bromance
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
