i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
