It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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