Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Found your dick twin last night
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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