this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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