you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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