Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You are a genius and a whore.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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