im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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