what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
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I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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