you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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