i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Well I just put wine in my tea
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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