I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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