More tranny stories later!
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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