I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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