i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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