After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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