who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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