Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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