Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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