great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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