Whod you bang
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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