Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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