you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He better not be in your backpack
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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