worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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