she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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