i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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