weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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