Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating