i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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