I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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