About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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