he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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