After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
of course. lets lasso hookers.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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