ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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