Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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