kristin has been a bad kristin
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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