I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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