I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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