Tell her she can't have a vagina
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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