My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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