so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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