They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You took a bar mat shot.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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Alive.
So much puke
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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