he shaved USA in his pubs
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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