In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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