think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
How's work?
Spinning.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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