So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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