at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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