Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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