So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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