we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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