Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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