Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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