I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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